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You are supposed to say “what the heck” in public. I don’t want people thinking I did not provide you with the proper education. And you are not supposed to just willy-nilly put all sorts of things on your websites. Pielemonjes are not approved for public consumption, private only. Love, Mom

From Mom:

Amanda is having another boy in Feb., Chrissy says he has a pielemonje, she saw it on the ultrasound.