I went to the gym yesterday at around 6 am or so. I was dressed in my usual red shoes, green pants (with a white stripe down the sides), grey t-shirt, orange plaid “man shirt”, yellow headband, and sunglasses.

My wife looked at me and said “I’m glad that I don’t have to worry about other girls stealing you away.”

WTF woman.

4 Responses to “I'm sad now”

  1. The Author Is Blank Says:

    At least you’ve learned not to wear jeans while lifting weights :)

  2. The Author Is Blank Says:

    Does your wife have a sister?

  3. Joe Says:

    1—Yes, these were green workout pants.

  4. The Author Is Blank Says:

    The second “the author is blank” is not the first “the author is blank”...how curious

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