I went to the gym yesterday at around 6 am or so. I was dressed in my usual red shoes, green pants (with a white stripe down the sides), grey t-shirt, orange plaid “man shirt”, yellow headband, and sunglasses.
My wife looked at me and said “I’m glad that I don’t have to worry about other girls stealing you away.”
WTF woman.

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September 26th, 2006 at 07:54 AM
At least you’ve learned not to wear jeans while lifting weights :)
September 26th, 2006 at 07:58 AM
Does your wife have a sister?
September 26th, 2006 at 08:12 AM
1—Yes, these were green workout pants.
September 26th, 2006 at 09:28 AM
The second “the author is blank” is not the first “the author is blank”...how curious