When people and animals live together, I think they start to slowly merge into one being.

Here are the facts:

  1. Our dog is weird and rolls on the ground to scratch her ears. She demands food at 5 am. Our cat, days after arriving, rolls on the ground to scratch her ears and also demands food at 5 am.
  2. I am a huge nerd. My wife, by nature, is not a huge nerd. But here she is, staying up until 2 am making websites. And she also was hooked on World of Warcraft, which is a fairly nerdy game.
  3. The dogs snorts when she is happy. The rest of us now all snort when we are happy, in imitation of the dog.
  4. I now use hairspray on my luscious locks, just like the rest the girls in the house. (if I don’t, then my hair always gets down in my face)

4 Responses to “Marriage”

  1. The Author Is Blank Says:

    It’ll be cool when you start rolling on the ground to scratch your ears.

  2. bill Says:

    but the real question is … do you roll on the ground to scratch your ears and do you demand food at 5am?

  3. Joe Says:

    No, not yet.

  4. bill Says:

    Also, I’ve read 5 of the 30 books on that book list thing under ‘my lists’... in case you were curious.

    1984 (great) Pride & Prejudice (terrible) Lord of the Flies (terrible) Grapes of Wrath (good, but depressing) One Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovitch (great)

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